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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 08:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Still no good.

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts