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10.06.2025 13:44

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Then came..
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!