What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 08:29

So they tried
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Still no good.
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
They put up a sign reading
—
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts